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Will having Campo's clean my carpets make me look thin?
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While the cleaning of your carpet will help the appearance of your home and may even make your rooms look bigger, it will have minimal affect on your personal appearance except the smile on your face and the pride in your heart from knowing that your carpets are as clean as they can be.

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Will I receive a credit on my home owners Insurance if a van from Campo’s is seen parked in my driveway?
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Insurance policies are so different it’s hard to say. The only thing we can tell you for certain is that you will be the envy of your neighbors when they notice a Campo’s van servicing your home.

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Does the deodorizers you use really double as an aphrodisiac?
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Well yea… That’s why we make sure all our technicians undergo rigorous training and certifications. We have to be extremely careful where we spray our deodorizers. Some customers request a heavy application in their master bedroom and we do this at no extra charge.

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Will having my home serviced by Campo’s increase my odds of winning the lottery?
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While we have no reports to confirm this phenomena, we have no reports to contradict them. Some people believe it’s better to be lucky than good. At Campo’s, we would rather be lucky and good. Why do we have to choose?